Forget the latest rom-coms! This Valentine’s Day, Hollywood studios should take a wild gamble with a slate of re-releases that could either be a stroke of genius or a box office disaster.
Leading the charge is the highly anticipated (and slightly terrifying) return of The Room (2003). Yes, that “The Room.” Get ready for unintentional hilarity, questionable acting choices, and enough red spoons to sink a battleship.
Next up, the heartwarming tale of interspecies romance: Cats (2019). Witness the magic of digital fur technology as a star-studded cast transforms into… well, let’s just say it’s an experience.
For the true cinephiles, a restored print of Plan 9 from Outer Space (1959) is a great option. Ed Wood’s infamous masterpiece of cinematic ineptitude is sure to delight and confuse audiences in equal measure.
And finally, in a move that has baffled critics and delighted meme lords, the studio should bring back The Emoji Movie (2017). Prepare for a sensory overload of anthropomorphic emojis, questionable life choices, and enough puns to make you groan.
Will these re-releases be a box office smash or a critical disaster? Only time (and perhaps a few therapy sessions) will tell. But one thing’s for sure: this Valentine’s Day, moviegoers will be in for a wild ride if these films are re-released.
Disclaimer: This is a fictional story intended for humor and entertainment purposes. The actual re-release schedule for Valentine’s Day 2025 is subject to differ.