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This Man’s Fart Can Kill Mosquitoes (Fake News)

The man was discovered by a repellant manufacturing company

A man from Uganda named Joe Rwamirama, 48 is making big money from his farts are are too harsh on the mosquitoe’s health, rendering them dead.

The man’s deadly farts have sparked the curiosity of mosquito repellent companies. They are happy to pay him millions for his flatulence considering the fact that Mosquito-stricken diseases such as Malaria are prevalent in Africa leading to a number of deaths.

Source: Google

The companies, whose names we wouldn’t want to bring up have set up a separate Research and Development cell to study his farts in the aim to recreate the same effect from an anti-mosquito repellent. So far their research indicates that a good fart by Joe can kill any mosquito in a 6-metre radius. And they not just kill mosquitoes, but any insect that is in the size of a mosquito.

And as per source, Joe has had this gift of keeping mosquitoes at bay since childhood, to an extent that he had to tag along with the local chief wherever he went to fend off mosquitoes, especially in the Malaria season.

Joe himself has no idea how a mosquito bite feels like, claiming that he has never had a mosquito related disease.

“I eat ordinary food just like everyone else but no insect can lay a foot on me, not even a fly,” he said.

“I smell like a normal man and I bath daily and my farts are just like everyone else, they are only dangerous to small insects especially mosquitoes.”

Way to go Joe, way to go. You are a symbol of hope.

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